This post has sure to make the female readers in my blog happy i guess...
LOL...
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Read liao dun learn arh... =X


"The silent treatment"

A man and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him up at 5AM the next day for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the loser and be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper 'Please wake me up at 5AM'

He left it somewhere he knows she would find it. The next morning, he wakes up only to discover that it was 9AM. Furious, he was about to confront his wife why she didn't wake him up. Den, he notices a piece of paper by the bed that says 'Its 5AM. WAKE UP!'


"Wife VS. Husband"

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier argument had them neither wanting to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband sarcastically said "Relatives of yours?"

The wife said "Yeap. In-laws"


"Creation"

A man said to his wife one day "How can u be so stupid and beautiful at the same time?"
The wife explains "God made me beautiful so u are attracted to me, and made me stupid so i m attracted to u."


"Who does what"

A man and his wife were arguing about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said "You should do it, cuz u get up first and then we won't have to wait so long for coffee."
The husband said "You are in charge of cooking ard here, and you should do it, cuz its your job and i can wait for my coffee."
Wife replies "No, you should do it, and its in the Bible that the man does the coffee."
Husband replies "I can't believe that, show me."

The wife opens the Bible, flips the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that indeed it says..............."HEBREWS"



Moral of the stories: Men are not equipped with tools for these kind of contests and although God created Man before Woman, there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Hmm...
Hope my readers enjoyed the above... =)